From a text message conversation about a corporate Christmas party earlier in the evening with Ms. Wang:

Her: What should I give a white guy as a gift? The budget is 50 RMB.

Me: A handjob on Aomen Lu.

Her: Hahahha, gross. What do you think about a gingerbread house.

Me: Wait…I get the feeling that you thought I was kidding about that handjob.