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• Shanghai Michael Jackson fans, room 327 at the Cash Box in Fuxing Park is where we’re paying tribute tonight! #
• Google.cn mp3 collection a good antidote to leaving my MJ collection on another iPod at home. #
• even Michael’s recent stuff was good – listening to You Rock My World now. I loved that song when it came out. #
• client pulled out a bottle of bombay and tonic, what else was I supposed to do, even though I’m still hung over from this whole week #
• Just did my first ever Bing search. I feel filthy. #
• I am way down with landscape mode, way way down. #
• Upgraded iPhone to 3.0 direct from iTunes, and it worked! Didn’t have to use redsn0w or any other hack. Weird? #
• @terencelau sounds like you lost a crapload of body mass today. Respect man, I woulda started crying by the first hole in reply to terencelau #
• Sad cuz @jconceptz and I had to cover 170 rmb at constellation 2 cuz our friends left early and underpaid. #

• My favorite part about waking up four hours after collapsing in bed wasted?absolutely nothing! #
• @cmar55 wait…you’re an adult?! in reply to cmar55 #
• @ling8 @julieliu I didn’t read what preceded this so I have no context whatsoever. Just know that this standalone tweet is funny as all hell in reply to ling8 #
• Bling is a time machine. I take a one year hiatus and they’re still playing the same 90’s shit. @cmar55 would be at home. #
• my youtube withdrawal is getting so bad I’m thinking of splurging on a VPN account instead of eating this weekend. #
• Watching painters fix up spots in my apt; new tenants moving in this wknd. Haven’t lived here for a year but still miss it. #
• Snazzy beef tartare at la grange: http://twitpic.com/7ow2l #
• Ouch! Cathy got called out! RT @questlove: @cmar55 explain why madame holier than thou. #
• @julieliu I’ll bring a couple of bottles of wine, how’s that? Just hook me up at Kuluska later in reply to julieliu #
• trying to get creative in prep for the Supernature creative dinner tonight. Listening to the Jonas brothers is not helping. #
• Oh hello Dwight Howard, totally forgot you were still playing. Lakers fans at getting louder than home crowd. MEET LA! MEET LA! #lakers #
• Even on CCTV, Orlando’s deflation is palpable. Hope to see Kobe start smiling soon. #
• Trevor Ariza, me thinks I love you. #
• Chinese TV dunces at commercials: Lining up 3 straight Adidas spots of Dwight Howard screaming can only nicely be called annoying as shit. #
• Afraid to venture downstairs, heard it’s a hot and crazy madhouse down there. Let us enjoy the free beer and A/C #
• So glad we got here early at boxingcat grand opening. Camped out at VIP air-conditioned room with the Kelley Lee regulars. #

Thanks to the magic of Asian Poses, my most recent Interwebs fascination, I can come across looking perverted in front of my employees while simply enjoying a dose of whimsy. Not that I have any trouble looking perverted in front of my employees, anyway.

The website is basically a blog about the various overdone poses that young Asian girls like to throw up when they’re being photographed. Yes, the exact same poses that we expats in China have invariably mocked and parodied over the years. The blog’s creator, a Chinese guy named Steve (oh how there are so many of you out there) describes himself as thus:

My name is Steve and I enjoy blogging about Asian things (especially girls). I suffer from a condition known as the Cute Asian Girls Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (CAGOCD), which fuels much of my photo collecting. I also happen to be Chinese…so people can stop emailing me saying I have an Asian fetish or Asianphilia -_-;;

Ok Steve, I won’t email you, but I damn it if I don’t get out of my chair and applaud you! My favorite pose so far? What Steve calls the “Nyan Nyan,” which I’m showing below through a not-so-courteous link to Steve’s site:

Friends and lovers, you can expect to see many a “nyan nyan” in future panda photos to come!

Well, OK, I’m in love with myself and it’s not my face but actually a huge poster for Shanghai Rush, the big new reality TV show based here in Shanghai and, of course, one of the big projects we worked on earlier this year. Fly Films, the production house that hired us, wasn’t kidding a few months back when they told us that Shanghai Media Group would promote the shit out of this show, and when I saw this monstrous banner at Xintiandi two weeks back, I fucking believed it:

And for those of you who haven’t seen a single episode of this hit show, here’s our animation below. We did the logo design, the animation, and all the other graphics that you see in the show:

Sorry to disappoint those of you who actually thought my big face would actually be plastered in Xintiandi (or anywhere else, for that matter), though I highly doubt a single one of you jerks actually felt disappoint. I’m a sad, sad man.

• just paid my taxes. If there was such a thing as a pro procrastinator, that would be me. #
• looking in my wallet for some RMB to give the Lakers so they can buy a basket #
• insomnia blows donkey pee pee #
• finally turning in after wrapping up this pitch. If only I had a big juicy steak to cuddle up next to right now. #
• welcome back, twitter! *hug* *kiss* *fondling* #

• just paid my taxes. If there was such a thing as a pro procrastinator, that would be me. #
• looking in my wallet for some RMB to give the Lakers so they can buy a basket #
• insomnia blows donkey pee pee #
• finally turning in after wrapping up this pitch. If only I had a big juicy steak to cuddle up next to right now. #
• welcome back, twitter! *hug* *kiss* *fondling* #