sushipanda

• @terencelau yeah, was there last night, actually. Pretty good. #

• Republicans are annoying http://tinyurl.com/pnpc4a #
• @aleaboy another pho place? they’re like viruses now, in Shanghai #

• my new 3GS just crapped out on me. #$@! battery. I wonder if it was made in China. #
• Just got off Skype with my good childhood friend. She’s living in Honduras, an coup-watching expat tai tai. Was very nice to catch up. #
• who can do marketing in this weather? Shanghai needs to move to where it’s sunny. #
• The brunch at Vargas grill was disappointing. 100 RMB for a puny cold cuts/dessert buffet; main course for an extra 50…boo-urns. #

• my new 3GS just crapped out on me. #$@! battery. I wonder if it was made in China. #
• Just got off Skype with my good childhood friend. She’s living in Honduras, an coup-watching expat tai tai. Was very nice to catch up. #
• who can do marketing in this weather? Shanghai needs to move to where it’s sunny. #
• The brunch at Vargas grill was disappointing. 100 RMB for a puny cold cuts/dessert buffet; main course for an extra 50…boo-urns. #

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it now: there is only ONE Sushipanda. That’s me. Look at the URL bar on the top of your browser. What does that say? That’s right, sushipanda.com. What’s my MSN address? That’s right, sushipanda@hotmail.com. I’m the one and only, the chubby Asian guy with small eyes who people automatically compare to a panda.

So who the fuck is this guy? He’s the imposter who had the stones to take the “sushipanda” username on Facebook. Mother-trucker! Who does he think he is, some chubby Asian kid with small eyes who thinks he looks like a panda?

So because this kid had the temerity to sign up for this username earlier than the real sushipanda, I’m now eternally stuck with the less romantic, less sexy, and decidedly less memorable “facebook.com/sushipanda78.” I can’t even look at it.

*Thanks Cathy for digging this up, and you’re very very welcome for the hours of laughs this generated*

• “this pasta makes me feel like I’m eating a cake.” Yes, the lemon cream and salmon pasta at Citizen Cafe is…creamy. #
• @weelingsoh As long as they pack the houses with cheap wine and decent cheese plates, they can afford not to improve that ghastly food #
• @neocha neither I or anyone on my team can figure out how to upload videos to our profile. Any tips? #
• oh @neocha, why art thou so elusive and mysterious? #
• Have spent hours trying to figure out how to upload video to @neocha. I really wish there was an English version. #
• what a bloated and soaked weekend this was… #

• i’m gonna kill that free birthday bottle of Krug tonight at M1NT. Absolutely kill it. #
• it’s sunday morning, i’m drunk, must have been my birthday last night #